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LIZ LEMON: Look, I just need to catch up with this guy before he gets on a plane to Cleveland.
SECURITY GUARD: That’s sort of a cliché.
LIZ LEMON: YOU’RE SORT OF A CLICHÉ.
SECURITY GUARD: One way ticket to Montreal… crazy eyes… I should detain you.
LIZ LEMON: Please, I just need to talk to him before he takes off and I never get the chance again.
SECURITY GUARD: Fine, just leave the sandwich and go through!
LIZ LEMON: Leave the sandwich? Leave the sandwich? *starts unwrapping the sandwich*
SECURITY GUARD: You’re choosing a sandwich over a guy? That’s less cliché.
LIZ LEMON: *with her mouth full* I can do it! I CAN HAVE IT ALL!
Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 5x06 Gentleman’s Intermission
- Claire? Claire.
- Johanne. Okay. Well, I’ll look forward to visiting her and her wife, on their farm.
- Jaqueline? Like named after you? Like a little Jack but with boobs?
- Kylie. Great. She can strip her way through community college. Come on.
- Ugh. I don’t know about Christina. ‘Cause then everyone calls her Tina and every Tina I’ve known is a real judgmental bitch.
YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. BAG? I WILL HAVE A NICE DAY.30 Rock, 5x22 Everything Sunny All The Time Always
- Hey. It’s Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess. This is the number you gave me, I hope it’s not fake. ‘Cause you accepted my bid and I haven’t heard from you. But I’m doing great. I bought a German television studio today.
- Does everyone know that you’re a bunch of liars, or should I tell them myself because I know a lot of people!
- You know what? I’m fine. Because I know who I am. You! I feel sorry for you, co-op board!
- I am going to the hospital. And I hope you’re happy.
- I’m just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer.
- AND I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU!
- You know what? I’ve moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment, so…
Food that looks like Liz Lemon!
